"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
Chris is our Systems Nerd. He can sometimes appear to fix computers just by standing next to themÃ¢â‚¬"he's that good. He was born in Charleston, WV and graduated from West Virginia University Institute of Technology. (Home of the "old man" building) Since college, he has worked as a rock climbing guide, dish dog, line cook, graphic designer, and whitewater photographer.
After relocating to Belmont, Chris sent out dozens of resumes. He finally received a staticky voicemail from a guy at Disc Imports about a design job. When he came in for the interview, he learned the actual name of our sister company. DJ was super impressed by Chris' massive beard, and decided to give him the job. After short time with Bisque Imports, he joined the Slumpy's team as well!
On any given morning, you'll find him guzzling coffee at his standing desk. Once he's had enough coffee, his favorite thing about Slumpy's is that every day is a new adventure. In his spare time, Chris enjoys riding his bike.
Chris is passionate about anything that makes the world a better place. His favorite place in the whole world is the White Mountains. If Chris had 3 wishes, he would wish for the end of illness and disease, for all people to live by the golden rule, and that batteries would never die. Chris' personal mantra is "Keep calm and carry on."